Regie : Tom Kingsley, Mit : Lolly Adefope, Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby,

Alison and Mike grapple with the latest obstacle to nailing down an event booking, but they're stymied by the Captain's past coming back to haunt him. As the other ghosts also get underfoot, Pat tries to support Alison in any way he can, acting as referee to the ghosts' fight over how they're going to spend their evening. Meanwhile, Lady Button is confused by urges she hasn't felt before.